Portable Nonsense

10 Things They Don't Teach You But Really Should

  1. At some point in your life you will end up spending an inordinate amount of time picking out a candle. The candle will not be for you.

  2. Will absentmindedly start using someone else’s toothbrush and realize it halfway through.

    You will then, depending on where in the brush you’ve come to this revelation, have to make a choice between stopping and starting over with your own toothbrush OR just wrapping up your brush as is. Which depends mostly on who’s brush it is and how well you know them. This also applies to the decision of whether or not to tell them that you’ve done this.

  3. Water. You're gonna have to drink way more than you think you do, in order to feel okay physically. (I know...)

  4. The preferred method of communication will become "sticky note".

  5. The fear of getting "in trouble" will be replaced by rage of not being left alone.

  6. Pills.

  7. You will constantly forget certain things and will learn not to care.

  8. Exercise sucks, but there really isn't a valid alternative.

  9. Big plastic bins will be way more essential than you think.

  10. Completing things isn't as important as being okay.

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